Sore Back

Sitting all day,

Makes my vertebrae,

As sore as the sex in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Office jobs are to blame,

For making us all look like the Hunch Back of Notre Dame.

What the future looks like,

Is a dystopian blight,

Where we all forget how to stand upright.

Roving the world in our electric cart,

Like fat people do at Walmart.

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