Sick Time

When your over-worked and need a break,

These are things you seriously contemplate:

Find someone who looks unhealthily sick,

Go up to them and stealthily lick.

Drive while distracted on the phone,

So you might crash and break a bone.

Bite your nails after touching escalator rails,

Because of the germs that entails.

Suppress your inner-diva,

And jump into a cesspool hoping for an amoeba.

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