When your over-worked and need a break,
These are things you seriously contemplate:
Find someone who looks unhealthily sick,
Go up to them and stealthily lick.
Drive while distracted on the phone,
So you might crash and break a bone.
Bite your nails after touching escalator rails,
Because of the germs that entails.
Suppress your inner-diva,
And jump into a cesspool hoping for an amoeba.