I wish I could get an operation,
That would help me better hold a conversation.
I’m at my wits end,
Is there any doctor you’d recommend?
Somewhere I read,
Of a scientist long dead,
Who once said,
It was possible to put two brains in one head.
I want this surgery,
To be performed on me.
So that when the time comes,
To be one on one,
I won’t seem dumb,
Because I’ll have an extra brain to pull from.
Although it seems unethical and impractical,
Don’t peg me as a radical,
Because I’m willing to entertain the fantastical.
I just want you to know,
How far I’d go.
For there should be no laws,
When it comes to eliminating the awkward pause.