Tormenting My Dog

If my dog is in the room

When I plug in the vacuum,

Her face instantly turns to gloom.

She skitters to seek nearest shelter,

But she knows nothing will protect her.

Look at her cower,

Under my power!

Give up, pup.

Escape is a risky gambit,

Just submit and be done with it!

I promise it won’t hurt,

You’ll just get sucked up with all the dirt.

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