My Dog

My dog is almost always super cute,

But with food she’s a ravenous brute.

I don’t think you guys understand,

If a murderer killed me where I stand,

Pup would be like “LOL,”

“There better be food in my bowl,”

“Or I’ll eat your dead remains,”

“To relieve my hunger pangs.”

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