Staunton

The popular opinion that holds sway,

Is that the Staunton mountains grew in a geological way,

Shifts in tectonic plates give you what you see on display.

But I have the real truth I’d like to say.

Since way back in the day,

Every May,

When the city’s cuteness would build up and heavily weigh,

The excess was buried underground amid dirt and clay,

Which basically means the mountains are a man-made cache.

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